J.J. JUST BROUGHT IN A FREE PIZZA FOR EVERYONE TO EAT HOLY SHIT! You should have been there...we were all sitting around, with no more pizza between us than castaways from a plane wreck, and J.J. kicks the door in like the most handsome blue-eyed pizza delivery guy you've ever seen.
UPDATE: He also brought dessert. Un-fucking-believable!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
J.J. Knows Football
Yesterday, while we were all fighting over who would get to reheat J.J.'s meatloaf for him, Mario started talking about the Titans and Steelers game. We shouted him down, though, because J.J. hadn't gotten his lunch yet! We all agreed he should get his food before we started talking about anything. One thing at a time, Mario!
By the time Mario finished apologizing, J.J.'s meatloaf was done, so we were ready to talk some football. As he drizzled ketchup over his meatloaf, J.J. made some very pointed observations about the moves the Atlanta Falcons made in the offseason to bolster their defense. "Holy crap," we all exclaimed. Said Jerry: "Glad the Ravens don't play J.J.'s Falcons, because we'd hate for them to make our offense look like tiny little girls in purple dresses!" Good point, Jerry! That's the thing about J.J. It's not just that he's the leader--issuing wisdom, high morale, and good advice like some kind of Morgan Freeman-shaped Pez Dispenser--it's that he makes you think!
By the time Mario finished apologizing, J.J.'s meatloaf was done, so we were ready to talk some football. As he drizzled ketchup over his meatloaf, J.J. made some very pointed observations about the moves the Atlanta Falcons made in the offseason to bolster their defense. "Holy crap," we all exclaimed. Said Jerry: "Glad the Ravens don't play J.J.'s Falcons, because we'd hate for them to make our offense look like tiny little girls in purple dresses!" Good point, Jerry! That's the thing about J.J. It's not just that he's the leader--issuing wisdom, high morale, and good advice like some kind of Morgan Freeman-shaped Pez Dispenser--it's that he makes you think!
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