"He's a Looker"

One of the great things about J.J. is his handsome mug. Some people that work with him are afraid to bring their wives or girlfriends around him, and with good reason. They can never shut up about how great looking J.J. is. At dinner, at the movies, in bed, or at Thanksgiving, it's all "J.J. this" and "J.J. that". They're not wrong, of course. We totally agree with them. They have as much appreciation for those baby blues as the rest of us. I guess even more, because they're women.

You've got nothing to worry about, though. J.J.'s too classy for adultery, and he's a devoted family man. He's not gonna bone your lady. But he could if he wanted.