If J.J. didn't love freedom so much, America would force a crown on his head and make his sons princes. J.J. would make sure his subjects had food to eat, and he would NEVER let barbarians pour over the border and threaten our shit.
J.J.'s not into that, though, because he loves democracy and the U.S. Constitution. One time this guy at work started on about how "everyone in Canada gets free anal beads from the government" as if it was a good thing. Democrats always want stuff like this. So J.J. shut this jackass down with some good old-fashioned American folk wisdom. You know, the kind your kid doesn't learn in public schools anymore.
That guy voted Republican, or at least he said he did, because no one wants to disappoint J.J. He's really amazing, isn't he?
Not even chuck norris can defeat my JJ.
ReplyDeleteProbably not, heathr1987, although Chuck Norris could stomp some ass back in the day. I guess we'll never know who's better, it's like Michael Jordan v. Kobe Bryant.. (frownie face)
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