Safety First!

If you say you wouldn't trust this man with your life, I'll say you're a liar. J.J. wears his safety glasses at work, at play, and at rest. But when he does that shit, it's for a good reason, so don't even think about rolling your eyes. No one condescends to J.J.

Some people don't take safety seriously. They think they're invincible, or too smart to make a mistake. People like that are assholes who don't mind bleeding all over the damn place while the rest of us are trying to get work done.

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But you'll never see those guys working with J.J. He shames them into compliance with workplace safety regulations, like William Wallace shamed Robert the Bruce in that movie Braveheart. Without saying a single word, William Wallace made Robert the Bruce feel like a little pussy. If you ever work with J.J. and start taking safety for granted, he'll make you feel like that, too. Good old J.J.!!!