J.J. recently pulled an anvil off an old lady's foot, even though he was running late for work. How does an old lady's foot get stuck under an anvil, anyway? It doesn't even sound like a true story.
Anyway, so this old lady calls her lawyer and rewrites her will to make J.J. the primary beneficiary. Her family said it has nothing to do with the anvil and everything to do with his blue eyes. They're not even that angry. Which, come on, they should be furious that a stranger is getting the inheritance now.
That's the thing about J.J.--he's not gonna use his gifts or his blue eyes for his own gain--he'll help your ass out so fast you won't see it coming. That's our J.J.!!!
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